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If you want someone who will bring you the paper,
without first removing the sports section... Get a Kenya
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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never
says it's not quite as good as his mother's... Get a Kenya
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If you want someone who will always be ready to play hard, and then eagerly
sit next to you as you watch the latest movies... Get a Kenya
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If you want someone who will never criticize what you do,
doesn't care what you look like;
someone who acts as if every
word you say is absolutely fascinating,
and who loves you unconditionally,
perpetually...
Get a Kenya Labrador Puppy!

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If you want someone hopelessly in love with you,
always overjoyed
at the mere sight of you...
Get a Kenya Labrador Puppy!

If you want someone who is always willing to go wherever you want,
whenever
you want, and for as long as you want... Get a Kenya
Labrador Puppy!

If you want someone who is content to crawl into bed with you
just
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On the other hand... you want someone who will never answer when you
call, completely ignores you,
leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you, runs around at night,
returns home only to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,
Get
a cat!

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